Kenny on Top Bonk 2019
After a two year hiatus, we are very excited to be once again the official racewear supplier for Kenny Van Vlaminck's 2019 team: Top-Bonk - Science of Shoes Powered by Patrick's Peas.
The team will be dressed head to foot in Milltag with a extremely Belgian flavour to the design. Inspired by the Belgian flag, the jersey is black with a band pattern around the chest created as a nod to the cobbles. In a revolutionary move, the team are supplied with two versions of the bib shorts - one in classic black for training (available to purchase) and a second yellow set for racing with a revolutionary "Milltag Crotch Sponsor Zone (MCSZ)™" for maximum visibility off the bike (team only). With red socks the team will be the personification of a Belgian flag in motion.
We caught up with the main man ahead of the official team launch at the Rouleur Classic this evening.
Milltag: Hi Kenny. You are looking very focussed and understandably excited about the team for next year. What have you got to say about it?
Since during the time that TIME is beginning there has been cycling and also bicycles. also people.Bring these two (2) separate segments together and cycling was BORN (in Belgium mostly)
tHen racing on bicycles (cycle racing) is coming in around 1879 or something like this. with big races like the Tour of Belgium, E3 Harelbeke, the Tour of Wallonia and the GP Jef Scherens plus Morocco’s only Grand Tour The Tour Of Morocco where I (me, Kenny Van Vlaminck is placing inside the top 20 (19th) in the Prologue)
medium to average level results like this has catapulted TOP BONK into the lowest level of professional cycling for 6 years, a nice celebration of sponsorship, canals, Belgium and giving something back to the children (who are enjoying cycling and vegetables) in thE form of the funny puppet shows and poems (legal problems are still happening but it will probably be ok I think, maybe)
For 2019 I (me, Kenny Van Vlaminck) have a made a very pleasant assembly of sponsors from all aspects of various things but mostly to do with the things they actually are
M: Good to know. What can you tell us about the team roster for 2019?
We can also announce our first new signing for 2019 (November/December 2018) is Adams Blythe (the average sprinter from the UK near Manchester, Wales.)
Adams says, “Kenny talked to me and made my mind up with his mind and also the prospect of low cost off peak parking in Gits town center as part of my deal. He’s a nice guy and even without bicycles I think my winter preparation will be of a very ok medium level normally. I am also now taller than many other sprinters due to SOS Science of Shoes. Thank you to Kenny for this opportunity that I will look back on at some point.”
M: You must have a lot of financial support from the team sponsors to make this kind of marquis signing? Tell us who's on the kit this year.
TOP BONK the lo-cost online wi-fi greetings cards manufacturer remain with the team even though they give no (zero) EUROS but the words are nice on the team jersey and fill the space.
SCIENCE OF SHOES (SOS) Based in Oudenaarde Science of Shoes are bounced back from administration 3 times with different names and are proud to offer life changing possibilities to people and cyclists willing to pay.
Small people have an equal right to be tall just as tall people have a right to be small (although this science still is not happening) and this is where SOS are extending an olive branch of science made of rubber and medium density foam to find a satisfactory place between those who are small and those who are tall
All of your favourite incrementals are here! included including 1mm 3mm 4mm 6mm and 7mm (other incrementals are available including 2mm 5mm and also 8mm)
But the added tallness does not stop with walking, standing or sitting. YOU CAN ALSO BE TALLER ON YOUR Bicycle AS WELL wITH SIS (SCIENCE IN SHOES)
SCIENCE OF SHOES CYCLING FACTS.
A. Other cyclists oR people will think (even believe) you are taller.
B. Teammates (who are smaller) can shelter from there own wind inside your swollen slipstream
c. When the temperature is high you will be not as hot as normal because of added cool wind buffetting your (taller) body
D. Your mind and brain will be more completely focussed knowing the combined benefits of A,B,C and D giving you increased levels of psychological
E. Free (no cost) bonus fact. You will (maybe) see with you actual eyes longer distances.
'Science of Shoes, making small people taller people.'
PATRICK'S PEAS. The 3th largest pea producer in West Flanders you will already be knowing Patricks Peas because they are provided the peas for the vegetarian FLEMISH FISH FLANS OF FLANDERS vegetarian flans before the factory was closed due to several unexplained (bad flans) poisonings.
PATRICKS PEAS FACTS:
Patricks Peas peas are totally all 95% natural.
Patricks Peas peas are factuallY and scientifically the roundest and most aerodynamic peas in Europe and are easily digested by humans and some animals not including cats.
Patricks Peas peas contain all of the nutrients inside them including 3 calories, some proteins and probably a vitamins.
Patricks Peas peas are the GREENEST peas available legally in Belgium.
Patricks Peas peas offer normal and caffeinated peas are are 99% Vegan Society approved. So nice.
'Patricks Peas peas; the family* snack *(not including cats) for all times of day!’
M: Thanks Kenny, I think that covers all our questions for now. Look forward to catching up again soon.
You can now purchase the 2019 Top-Bonk - Science of Shoes Powered by Patrick's Peas kit.
We caught up with the main man ahead of the official team launch at the Rouleur Classic this evening.
Milltag: Hi Kenny. You are looking very focussed and understandably excited about the team for next year. What have you got to say about it?
Since during the time that TIME is beginning there has been cycling and also bicycles. also people.Bring these two (2) separate segments together and cycling was BORN (in Belgium mostly)
tHen racing on bicycles (cycle racing) is coming in around 1879 or something like this. with big races like the Tour of Belgium, E3 Harelbeke, the Tour of Wallonia and the GP Jef Scherens plus Morocco’s only Grand Tour The Tour Of Morocco where I (me, Kenny Van Vlaminck is placing inside the top 20 (19th) in the Prologue)
medium to average level results like this has catapulted TOP BONK into the lowest level of professional cycling for 6 years, a nice celebration of sponsorship, canals, Belgium and giving something back to the children (who are enjoying cycling and vegetables) in thE form of the funny puppet shows and poems (legal problems are still happening but it will probably be ok I think, maybe)
For 2019 I (me, Kenny Van Vlaminck) have a made a very pleasant assembly of sponsors from all aspects of various things but mostly to do with the things they actually are
M: Good to know. What can you tell us about the team roster for 2019?
We can also announce our first new signing for 2019 (November/December 2018) is Adams Blythe (the average sprinter from the UK near Manchester, Wales.)
Adams says, “Kenny talked to me and made my mind up with his mind and also the prospect of low cost off peak parking in Gits town center as part of my deal. He’s a nice guy and even without bicycles I think my winter preparation will be of a very ok medium level normally. I am also now taller than many other sprinters due to SOS Science of Shoes. Thank you to Kenny for this opportunity that I will look back on at some point.”
M: You must have a lot of financial support from the team sponsors to make this kind of marquis signing? Tell us who's on the kit this year.
TOP BONK the lo-cost online wi-fi greetings cards manufacturer remain with the team even though they give no (zero) EUROS but the words are nice on the team jersey and fill the space.
SCIENCE OF SHOES (SOS) Based in Oudenaarde Science of Shoes are bounced back from administration 3 times with different names and are proud to offer life changing possibilities to people and cyclists willing to pay.
Small people have an equal right to be tall just as tall people have a right to be small (although this science still is not happening) and this is where SOS are extending an olive branch of science made of rubber and medium density foam to find a satisfactory place between those who are small and those who are tall
All of your favourite incrementals are here! included including 1mm 3mm 4mm 6mm and 7mm (other incrementals are available including 2mm 5mm and also 8mm)
But the added tallness does not stop with walking, standing or sitting. YOU CAN ALSO BE TALLER ON YOUR Bicycle AS WELL wITH SIS (SCIENCE IN SHOES)
SCIENCE OF SHOES CYCLING FACTS.
A. Other cyclists oR people will think (even believe) you are taller.
B. Teammates (who are smaller) can shelter from there own wind inside your swollen slipstream
c. When the temperature is high you will be not as hot as normal because of added cool wind buffetting your (taller) body
D. Your mind and brain will be more completely focussed knowing the combined benefits of A,B,C and D giving you increased levels of psychological
E. Free (no cost) bonus fact. You will (maybe) see with you actual eyes longer distances.
'Science of Shoes, making small people taller people.'
PATRICK'S PEAS. The 3th largest pea producer in West Flanders you will already be knowing Patricks Peas because they are provided the peas for the vegetarian FLEMISH FISH FLANS OF FLANDERS vegetarian flans before the factory was closed due to several unexplained (bad flans) poisonings.
PATRICKS PEAS FACTS:
Patricks Peas peas are totally all 95% natural.
Patricks Peas peas are factuallY and scientifically the roundest and most aerodynamic peas in Europe and are easily digested by humans and some animals not including cats.
Patricks Peas peas contain all of the nutrients inside them including 3 calories, some proteins and probably a vitamins.
Patricks Peas peas are the GREENEST peas available legally in Belgium.
Patricks Peas peas offer normal and caffeinated peas are are 99% Vegan Society approved. So nice.
'Patricks Peas peas; the family* snack *(not including cats) for all times of day!’
M: Thanks Kenny, I think that covers all our questions for now. Look forward to catching up again soon.
You can now purchase the 2019 Top-Bonk - Science of Shoes Powered by Patrick's Peas kit.
